Reclaim Saffron. Make Biriyani.
A recipe for biriyani,
Came to me from Di,
She told me that it would help,
To impress my wife to be.
I tried it once to make at home,
Following the words to the T.
It came out wrong and was so bad,
It didn't even impress me.
Distraught and blaming my bad luck,
I went running back to Di.
Reclaim Saffron, make Biriyani,
Was all she said to me.