manan dedhia

6 months ago

Pants Bloody Pants

Jeans need to be body hugging. 

Ergo pockets are small. 

Pockets are tiny ergo they can't fit anything. 

Ergo the phone is either in your hands or in the backpack. 

Ergo all Google maps routing and searching is done by a male if one is accompanying. 

Ergo his battery dies. 

Ergo he cannot see his useless stuff that calms him down. 

Ergo he is sad. 

Please don't make people sad. 

Baggy jeans achche hain.

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