Ujjwal Goyal

2 months ago

Life lessons from RCB vs CSK (shitpost)

Because why should LinkedIn influencers have all the fun?

7 (because Thala for a reason) things we can learn from RCB vs CSK:

1. Many commentators often speak even when they have nothing substantial to add. Similarly, never give up an opportunity to use something popular as bait for content, even if you didn't watch most of it. Everyone has different styles, but all different styles have a unique taste. Kamla pasand.

2. If you are in Bengaluru but from Delhi it is ok to be passionate as long as you're popular with the locals (maybe Harshit Rana will get blamed instead for no reason). 

3. Bad times are like rains in important matches. They may come and go, but never stop believing (ignore the awesome drainage system or groundstaff work or anything actually useful to get out of the predicament, just vibes bro).

4. Sometimes you just get lucky with all the other gazillion things that need to go your way, so enjoy those moments while they last, because you may or may not find them again in the playoffs of life.

5. RCB were 1-7 after first 8 matches but still qualified for playoffs. Just because you started off badly doesn't mean you can't improve. Maybe take a CEAT tyres strategic timeout and recalibrate.

6. CSK's priority was not to win, but to ensure their NRR didn't fall too much. Similarly one should uphold their morals and ideals. That is why I recommend MRF ZLX for sheer comfort and long life. You can bet on it.

7. Someone's win is someone else's loss. It can even be someone's final chance at something (Thala for a reason). But what can you really do about it eh? This is a shitpost don't read too much into it.

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