Humans
Like turds on fresh linen. I thoroughly disapprove of this kind of behavior.
Humour
Posts from the humour category.
TSP Player Profile: Arif Shaikh
Arif, the vibrant dynamo of the TSP squad, is a true embodiment of high energy and positivity. His presence is akin to a whirlwind of enthusiasm, making it nearly impossible to experience a dull moment when he's around. While \energy\ might be an understatement, \entropy\ captures the delightful chaos he brings to the team.Arif's mental strength and intelligence are noteworthy, especially his knac...
Spoof news article on Georgia Tech friends
India’s Top Female Icon Grand Finale to be between Jayati and NaguIndia's reality show darling Supriya won't be in the show \Top Female Icon\ anymore. In a shocking incident, Insta celebrity and ace cameraman Prady caught Supriya cutting through a mouse during one of his live streams. People watching the video were traumatized by the child-like delight on Supriya's face during the act. Supriya's r...
So Mini Things
This is not a review. I am no expert in stand up comedy. I am writing this as a fan of Shraddha’s work. Don’t expect a literary critique. Through this essay I will try to convince you to watch her work.Like countless other couples, my wife and I have embraced the modern way of showing love - sharing reels. We have shared countless reels. Most of them are forgotten right after. There are very few t...
A good day
A great Saturday. So thankful. Started with a good dose of oxytocin from spending time with kids. In the afternoon a reluctant plan turned into an amazing day overall. Sanika had bought tickets to Ayyo Shraddha’s show. She would see the show in the afternoon. I would watch it in the evening. So while Sanika went to the afternoon show, Vivaan and I spent the afternoon at the Viswesvaraya Industrial...
Family trips
My 5 year old cousin brother called me handsome. Everybody knows kids don’t lie.He called me fat also but lets ignore that.I was wondering if I can get him to also call me a good SRE.Dad called french fries as aloo ka dandi (its true) out of nowhereLess utensils at home, bachelors house, mom asked if I want tea, I said very littleMom gave me tea in a shot glassParents listened to a lot of desi hip...
1 Parikshit
Legends persist to this day about Parikshit and the beatings that he received from his teachers. One day, Parikshit received such a brutal beating from his teacher, that all the girls in the vicinity started crying. But not Parikshit. He proudly had a grin on his face indicating his readiness - nay eagerness to receive more beating.But since then, he became a “measure“ of quantifying beatings. The...
Revenge of the kadipatta
One of the first things to hit the hot oil and impart its flavor.One of the first things to be noticed as “this isn’t the sabji”.And definitely the first thing taken out of a plate of poha.Kadipatta has had enough. Bring on the mixer grinder and let the bastard grind you down with chilies, coconut and kaali mirch.Ab nikaal kadipatta, bhosadikey. I, the mighty leaf of Indian cooking, have let loose...
Pants Bloody Pants
Jeans need to be body hugging. Ergo pockets are small. Pockets are tiny ergo they can't fit anything. Ergo the phone is either in your hands or in the backpack. Ergo all Google maps routing and searching is done by a male if one is accompanying. Ergo his battery dies. Ergo he cannot see his useless stuff that calms him down. Ergo he is sad. Please don't make people sad. Baggy jeans achche hain.